Imaginary Word of the Day: Instalution

Instalution:  Creating a resolution so simple it can be attain with relatively easy means.  (ie. I resolve to breathe more this year.)

Imaginary Word of the Day: Frust

Frust:  To hand something off in an exasperated manner.  (ie. Percy frust the photocopies into Johns hands.  He was sick having to staple them himself since the machine stopped doing it automatically.)

Imaginary Word of the Day: Feedom

Feedom:  To rid yourself of a repetitive minor expense.  (ie. there was a sense of feedom as Sally removed her morning coffee from her daily routine.  Maybe she'd have enough saved for the trip she always wanted now.)

Imaginary Word of the Day: Double-Adapter

Double-Adapter:  A term coined to describe bisexuals.  Because if it doesn't work in one outlet it always works in another.

Imaginary Word of the Day: Sneegasim

Sneegasim: To sneeze in a complete and utterly involuntary fashion, including loss of bodily function and the ability to control limbs.

Imaginary Word of the Day: Boomabuyer

Boomabuyer:  A consumer who returns week after week only to see if they can return their products for a cheaper price.

Imaginary Word of the Day: Falieve

Falieve: the childlike innocence of believing in something make-believe for the pure joy and warmth of it.

Imaginary Word of the Day: Altidude

Altidude: A cooler form of the not so cool male flight attendant.

Imaginary Word of the Day: Regreat

Regreat: To regret something of ones past only to find out later in life it was a happy and defining moment creating character.

Imaginary Word of the Day: Clummance

Clummance:  To dance in a horrible fashion.

Imaginary Word of the Day: Trinst

Trinst: the sparkle in one's eye.

Imaginary Word of the Day: Lactual

Lactual: someone who takes metaphors or turns of phrase as literal truth.

Imaginary Word of the Day: Profunt

Profunt:  To explicitly and ecstatically promote the joy and fun of a particular activity to others.

Imaginary Word of the Day: Secrecious

Secrecious: The adjective of someone who tells only a bit of a story only to stop and tell you that they can't because it's a secret causing one to fall further into intrigue.  (ie.  Sam had the problem of being secrecious as he always left them hanging.)

Imaginary Word of the Day: Manformation

Manformation:  This bodily transformation of a boy to a man usually onsets during puberty with the sudden appearance of stereotypically masculine traits to a form of rugged beauty.  Not gender specific sometimes the application of the word is used not just for boys entering adulthood but for females changing genders too.

Imaginary Word of the Day: Expleid

Expleid:  To explain an issue without vagueness; a higher form of exact explanation.  When used it is mostly expressed in that the speaker has exhausted themselves trying to relate their knowledge knowing full well they have done so properly.

Imaginary Word of the Day: Ascumptious

Ascrumption:  To assume something is good mainly in regards to how delicious something tastes. (ie. from the smell of the cookies they made the ascrumption they were good.)

Imaginary Word of the Day: Dragma

Dragma:  The long drawn out form of drama that is continual restarted over and over again through miscommunication or the sure dedication of one hateful participant.

Imaginary Word of the Day: Dumbmentia

Dumbmentia: Someone who is consistently forgetful despite not having actual clinical dementia.  In other words: retarded.

Imaginary Word of the Day: Damnichetion

Damnichetion:  The problem of being so specialized in one field or job that once it can be filled by cheaper means one cannot find any relatable occupation in which the skill is needed- thus spiralling deeper into debt.

Imaginary Word of the Day: Loveslap

Loveslap: A form of speech used to softly insult a loved one to protect them from portraying themselves as a complete schmuck.

Imaginary Word of the Day: Wortin

Wortin:  The act of actually listening while engaged or not focused on the particular subject speaking.  Not to be confused with ignorance or eavesdropping, this person constructively multitasks.

Imaginary Word of the Day: Abreeva-diva

Abreeva-diva:  Usually a single gay man or men, but not exclusive to to gender, the Abreeva-diva is usually slutty in nature to the point of multiple stds resulting in the application of medication in even the most public of spaces.

Imaginary Word of the Day: Fabo-hobo

Fabo-hobo: A gorgeous homeless person.  Can be used in regards to their incredible sense of layering in their fashion or by their high cheekbones from lack of nourishment.  (ie. Margaret was shocked that she was so turned on by the fabo-hobo.)

Imaginary Word of the Day: Expains

Expains:  The realization of an unknown pain.  (ie. After being hit in the head Julie turned around- Mark being there expained it all.)

Imaginary Word of the Day: Calmfronted

Calmfronted:  To be confronted in a calm but pleasant manner- usually causing bewilderment in those it is used upon since they are mostly confused by how pleasant the confrontation was and cannot be mad at the confronter since they were so nice.  (ie.  Susan was angry that she was calmfronted by Karl.  How was she ever going to explain that he needed to be fired when he calmfronted her so kindly?)

Imaginary Word of the Day: Spirbunked

Spirbunked:  To have ones good spirit suddenly crushed by a depressing or juxtaposing force.  (ie. His good mood was spirbunked as he walked into the store and noticed they were only playing christmas music over the intercom.)

Imaginary Word of the Day: Grossths

Grossths:  A particularly nasty formation of pustular growths on ones body or other organic matter. (ie. her sandwich had been left so long it had formed grossths.

Imaginary Word of the Day: Crustard

Crustard:  The hardened remains of mustard that block and thicken the head of a mustard bottle.  Upon trying to dislodge one can have an awfuk moment as it becomes loosened at just the right moment so mustard stains their shirt.

Imaginary Word of the Day: Awfuk

Awfuk:  Something fucking awful.