Sunday, November 14, 2010

Imaginary Word of the Day: Liager

Liager:  One who lies about their age.

Friday, November 12, 2010

Imaginary Word of the Day: Tardeventer

Tardeventer:  One who is late for their appointment, usually demanding to be seen despite being late and another client being served.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Imaginary World of the Day: Dategerious

Dategerious:  A date between two people so problematic it becomes dangerous.  This maybe the product of negligence or the intentionally harmful nature of one of the party.  (ie.  Susan had heard Jim tell the story of his college hazing for the second time this first date.  Upon the third time she grabbed her fork and jabbed it into his neck.)

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Imaginary Word of the Day: Re-enfactious

Re-enfactious:  To reenforce something with facts to prove a point, so much that one becomes incredulous and pompous to those around them.  (ie, He was being quite re-enfactious on the subject.)

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Imaginary Word of the Day: Sinocence

Sinocence:  The act of using ones faux innocence to gain power or inflict personal power over another.

Monday, November 8, 2010

Imaginary Word of the Day - Gravitits

Gravitits:  The on set of gravity upon breasts.  Usually the downward pull causing a woman's breasts to sag.  Onsets usually in old age, but has been known to occur in young women of the hippy generation who refused to wear bras.