Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Imaginary Word of the Day: Taco Ball

Taco Ball:  A fancy feast inspired by the Mexicans, although held in Britain mainly, featuring renaissance clothing and tantalizing tacos.  Dandies and burritos need not apply.

Monday, January 3, 2011

Imaginary Word of the Day: Sandwish

Sandwish:  The moment on the couch when you wish you had a sandwich but don't have the drive to get up and make one.

Sunday, January 2, 2011

Imaginary Word of the Day: Meatloafers

Meatloafers:  The remains of leftovers in the fridge that no one wants to eat or discard.  These usually assume self-awareness and name themselves Frank and hog the remote.

Saturday, January 1, 2011

Imaginary Word of the Day: Kissdemeanour

Kissdemeanour: Accidentally kissing someone thus creating an awkward moment.  Most common under the mistletoe, when the clock strikes twelve on New Years, or when drunk with close friends.

Friday, December 31, 2010

Imaginary Word of the Day: Instalution

Instalution:  Creating a resolution so simple it can be attain with relatively easy means.  (ie. I resolve to breathe more this year.)

Thursday, December 30, 2010

Imaginary Word of the Day: Frust

Frust:  To hand something off in an exasperated manner.  (ie. Percy frust the photocopies into Johns hands.  He was sick having to staple them himself since the machine stopped doing it automatically.)

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Imaginary Word of the Day: Feedom

Feedom:  To rid yourself of a repetitive minor expense.  (ie. there was a sense of feedom as Sally removed her morning coffee from her daily routine.  Maybe she'd have enough saved for the trip she always wanted now.)