Imaginary Word of the Day: Double-Adapter

Double-Adapter:  A term coined to describe bisexuals.  Because if it doesn't work in one outlet it always works in another.

Imaginary Word of the Day: Sneegasim

Sneegasim: To sneeze in a complete and utterly involuntary fashion, including loss of bodily function and the ability to control limbs.

Imaginary Word of the Day: Boomabuyer

Boomabuyer:  A consumer who returns week after week only to see if they can return their products for a cheaper price.

Imaginary Word of the Day: Falieve

Falieve: the childlike innocence of believing in something make-believe for the pure joy and warmth of it.

Imaginary Word of the Day: Altidude

Altidude: A cooler form of the not so cool male flight attendant.

Imaginary Word of the Day: Regreat

Regreat: To regret something of ones past only to find out later in life it was a happy and defining moment creating character.

Imaginary Word of the Day: Clummance

Clummance:  To dance in a horrible fashion.