Imaginary Word of the Day: Abreeva-diva

Abreeva-diva:  Usually a single gay man or men, but not exclusive to to gender, the Abreeva-diva is usually slutty in nature to the point of multiple stds resulting in the application of medication in even the most public of spaces.

Imaginary Word of the Day: Fabo-hobo

Fabo-hobo: A gorgeous homeless person.  Can be used in regards to their incredible sense of layering in their fashion or by their high cheekbones from lack of nourishment.  (ie. Margaret was shocked that she was so turned on by the fabo-hobo.)

Imaginary Word of the Day: Expains

Expains:  The realization of an unknown pain.  (ie. After being hit in the head Julie turned around- Mark being there expained it all.)

Imaginary Word of the Day: Calmfronted

Calmfronted:  To be confronted in a calm but pleasant manner- usually causing bewilderment in those it is used upon since they are mostly confused by how pleasant the confrontation was and cannot be mad at the confronter since they were so nice.  (ie.  Susan was angry that she was calmfronted by Karl.  How was she ever going to explain that he needed to be fired when he calmfronted her so kindly?)

Imaginary Word of the Day: Spirbunked

Spirbunked:  To have ones good spirit suddenly crushed by a depressing or juxtaposing force.  (ie. His good mood was spirbunked as he walked into the store and noticed they were only playing christmas music over the intercom.)

Imaginary Word of the Day: Grossths

Grossths:  A particularly nasty formation of pustular growths on ones body or other organic matter. (ie. her sandwich had been left so long it had formed grossths.

Imaginary Word of the Day: Crustard

Crustard:  The hardened remains of mustard that block and thicken the head of a mustard bottle.  Upon trying to dislodge one can have an awfuk moment as it becomes loosened at just the right moment so mustard stains their shirt.