Imaginary Word of the Day: Taco Ball

Taco Ball:  A fancy feast inspired by the Mexicans, although held in Britain mainly, featuring renaissance clothing and tantalizing tacos.  Dandies and burritos need not apply.

Imaginary Word of the Day: Sandwish

Sandwish:  The moment on the couch when you wish you had a sandwich but don't have the drive to get up and make one.

Imaginary Word of the Day: Meatloafers

Meatloafers:  The remains of leftovers in the fridge that no one wants to eat or discard.  These usually assume self-awareness and name themselves Frank and hog the remote.

Imaginary Word of the Day: Kissdemeanour

Kissdemeanour: Accidentally kissing someone thus creating an awkward moment.  Most common under the mistletoe, when the clock strikes twelve on New Years, or when drunk with close friends.

Imaginary Word of the Day: Instalution

Instalution:  Creating a resolution so simple it can be attain with relatively easy means.  (ie. I resolve to breathe more this year.)

Imaginary Word of the Day: Frust

Frust:  To hand something off in an exasperated manner.  (ie. Percy frust the photocopies into Johns hands.  He was sick having to staple them himself since the machine stopped doing it automatically.)

Imaginary Word of the Day: Feedom

Feedom:  To rid yourself of a repetitive minor expense.  (ie. there was a sense of feedom as Sally removed her morning coffee from her daily routine.  Maybe she'd have enough saved for the trip she always wanted now.)

Imaginary Word of the Day: Double-Adapter

Double-Adapter:  A term coined to describe bisexuals.  Because if it doesn't work in one outlet it always works in another.

Imaginary Word of the Day: Sneegasim

Sneegasim: To sneeze in a complete and utterly involuntary fashion, including loss of bodily function and the ability to control limbs.

Imaginary Word of the Day: Boomabuyer

Boomabuyer:  A consumer who returns week after week only to see if they can return their products for a cheaper price.

Imaginary Word of the Day: Falieve

Falieve: the childlike innocence of believing in something make-believe for the pure joy and warmth of it.

Imaginary Word of the Day: Altidude

Altidude: A cooler form of the not so cool male flight attendant.

Imaginary Word of the Day: Regreat

Regreat: To regret something of ones past only to find out later in life it was a happy and defining moment creating character.

Imaginary Word of the Day: Clummance

Clummance:  To dance in a horrible fashion.

Imaginary Word of the Day: Trinst

Trinst: the sparkle in one's eye.

Imaginary Word of the Day: Lactual

Lactual: someone who takes metaphors or turns of phrase as literal truth.

Imaginary Word of the Day: Profunt

Profunt:  To explicitly and ecstatically promote the joy and fun of a particular activity to others.

Imaginary Word of the Day: Secrecious

Secrecious: The adjective of someone who tells only a bit of a story only to stop and tell you that they can't because it's a secret causing one to fall further into intrigue.  (ie.  Sam had the problem of being secrecious as he always left them hanging.)

Imaginary Word of the Day: Manformation

Manformation:  This bodily transformation of a boy to a man usually onsets during puberty with the sudden appearance of stereotypically masculine traits to a form of rugged beauty.  Not gender specific sometimes the application of the word is used not just for boys entering adulthood but for females changing genders too.

Imaginary Word of the Day: Expleid

Expleid:  To explain an issue without vagueness; a higher form of exact explanation.  When used it is mostly expressed in that the speaker has exhausted themselves trying to relate their knowledge knowing full well they have done so properly.